"BUSY?"

—Absolutely Normal, Ann Roy

KISSING A SNAKE

A Burmese priestess must lure a king cobra from his cave and kiss him three times on the brow in order to bring fertility to the women of her village.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE...

You get to spend eternity with Reg Kehoe and his Marimba Queens, performing this song in an endless loop forever. Sort of like Sisyphus. It's the next best thing to spending an eternity with the lady in the radiator.

I can't decide if this is heaven or hell.