5:21 AM
me: strugglecrisp
5:24 AM dbrouwer: thats a cereal from the 1930's, and you get it free when you go on unemployment in some former confederate states
5:25 AM me: i like that idea
dbrouwer: they still have a silo full of it in Georgia
5:26 AM me: its non-perishable, so its not that big a deal
someone will eat it eventually
thats what georgia keeps telling itself
5:27 AM dbrouwer: Prospertarts
me: thats like the opposite of strugglecrisp
5:28 AM dbrouwer: and then a product for working class people, just called "endsmeat"
me: amazing
dbrouwer: would be in betwix
5:29 AM if you work two jobs, you can get off strugglecrisp, and get endsmeat
5:30 AM and some day, you may just get prospertarts
me: prospertarts are much coveted
its like the rolls royce of foods
5:31 AM dbrouwer: immigrants hoard all their prospertarts for their children, so they never have to taste the stale strugglecrisp
5:32 AM but real americans use credit cards to buy prospertarts, when they should just stick to endsmeat
i want this to be a book now
5:33 AM
dbrouwer: about the american class system for children
me: its a compelling scenariodbrouwer: "the only three foods"
abridged
5:34 AM dbrouwer: or it could be interactive cd-rom
with free tribe called quest digital downloads
5:35 AM me: incrediblethe government is always trying to placate the poor people by offering them free tribe called quest download coupons in their boxes of strugglecrisp
and they keep falling for it
it works like a charmme: the cereal box will have this iconic depression photo on it http://www.spartacus.
5:38 AM dbrouwer: do people use instant messaging for anything other than broken idea building?
5:38 AM dbrouwer: do people use instant messaging for anything other than broken idea building?
its 95% of my use
me: aside from us? yes
but for us, no
thats our only use
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