Showing posts with label recipes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recipes. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

BAKING BAD

Montrose cookie lab up and running again:


My hardware/ingredients are finally back...


 ...after some weeks of remote baking in the North Center lab with baking partner Browner (alias R. Slone)


These here are chocolate coffee brainmelt flavored ("Heisenberg cookies"). My product is 99.1% pure— you could sell these at twice the normal street value.


Recipes to be posted soon.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

SPRINKLE CHAT / FAIRY BREAD

12:34 PMi like the idea of a dude who is famous on tv for having a cooking show
  like emeril or rachael ray
12:35 PM and his little gimmick, right near the end of each recipe, is to say "throw a few sprinkles on top and you're all set!"
  he puts sprinkles on everything
  but only a dash of sprinkles
 Evan: or he has a catchphrase like
  "sprinkle me this"
12:36 PM me: he addresses his audience as "my fellow sprinklers"
  hey there sprinklers and sprinklettes!
 Evan: when he's done, he says "sprinkled sprankled sprunkled"
 me: on this episode we will be making sprinkle salad!
12:37 PM his name is "chef ronny sprinkles"
12:38 PM hes got a sprinkle cannon that he shoots into the audience
  makes a huge mess
  the guys who clean the studio after the show really resent him
12:42 PM Evan: he also travels around the world
  taking in local sprinkles
12:43 PM and also cooks "fusion" cuisine
  mixing american with asian sprinkles
    From here we began investigating actual recipes that require sprinkles which soon led to the discovery of "Fairy Bread"— a treat from down under. It's what gives the Aussies their crazy accent.