Showing posts with label 2011. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2011. Show all posts
Monday, December 26, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
SPRINKLE CHAT / FAIRY BREAD
12:34 PMi like the idea of a dude who is famous on tv for having a cooking show
like emeril or rachael ray
12:35 PM and his little gimmick, right near the end of each recipe, is to say "throw a few sprinkles on top and you're all set!"
he puts sprinkles on everything
but only a dash of sprinkles
Evan: or he has a catchphrase like
"sprinkle me this"
12:36 PM me: he addresses his audience as "my fellow sprinklers"
hey there sprinklers and sprinklettes!
Evan: when he's done, he says "sprinkled sprankled sprunkled"
me: on this episode we will be making sprinkle salad!
12:37 PM his name is "chef ronny sprinkles"
12:38 PM hes got a sprinkle cannon that he shoots into the audience
makes a huge mess
the guys who clean the studio after the show really resent him
12:42 PM Evan: he also travels around the world
taking in local sprinkles
12:43 PM and also cooks "fusion" cuisine
mixing american with asian sprinkles
From here we began investigating actual recipes that require sprinkles which soon led to the discovery of "Fairy Bread"— a treat from down under. It's what gives the Aussies their crazy accent.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
TUESDAY NIGHT RAIN
10:04 PM me: rain city
Evan: it's like a rain volcano
10:06 PM me: it's as though cats and dogs were falling from the sky, in the form of water
10:07 PM Evan: it's like someone warmed up a blizzard
10:09 PM me: it's as though someone has got the world's largest super soaker and they just don't care where they're shooting it
10:10 PM Evan: it's like someone instead of saying it decided to spray it
10:13 PM me: it's as though lake michigan bought a groupon for skydive chicago and is using it right now
10:17 PM Evan: it's like someone took a whole bag of gushers and put them in their mouth at once (on a cloud)
10:19 PM me: it's as though a bunch of clouds just competed in a 10k run for charity, and now they're all sweaty and sweating on us
10:22 PM Evan: it's like a fish family is moving across country but the movers drove to the wrong house
10:23 PM me: it's as though they built a second shedd aquarium up there and have yet to work out all the kinks
10:24 PM Evan: it's as if the lamestream media told sarah palin not to dump water over everybody and she's going rogue
10:26 PM me: it's as though today is alanis morissette's wedding day
10:28 PM Evan: it's as if it's an alternate universe where shannon hoon never existed and never wrote his hit song
10:30 PM me: it's as though the umbrella industry is in collusion with the clouds in order to drive up sales
10:32 PM Evan: it's as if all the fat kids in public pools did simultaneous belly flops
10:33 PM me: it's as though the clouds are jr. high school kids who have just taught each other how to gleek
10:37 PM Evan: sorry to change the subject
but ha
10:38 PM ____ is suggesting for my story tomorrow, i read a version of the synopsis i sent of the whole year
me: it's okay, i was running dry on water jokes
Evan: ooooo good one
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
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