Wednesday, December 14, 2011

STRIPPERS RIDE FREE

3:23 PM me: amazing
3:24 PM best merchant name ever
  from the redemption days
  a strip club in texas
  called
  "brass ovaries"
 dbrouwer: ha
3:25 PM me: super gross
3:28 PM dbrouwer: what if CTA buses had strippers on them? Like, grinding all over the stainless steel poles?
  just for tips
  and there would be a "one at a time rule"
3:29 PM so multiple strippers could take turns
  and not get too tired stripping up and down Lawrence avenue all day.
3:30 PM and the bus driver would sell $.89 sausages from a Styrofoam cooler.
 me: that's right
3:35 PM dbrouwer: "strippers ride free"
  rather than old people
 me: ha
  amazing!
  but they still have to pay 25 cents for transfers

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